Since you made us smile, now it’s our turn. Read our polar bear joke below.
One day a baby polar bear scampered up to his mother and said, “Mom, am I really a Polar Bear?”
His mother laughed and nudged him, “Of course you’re a Polar Bear, sweetie.”
“OK,” said the baby bear.
But after a while he asked again, “Mommy? Am I really a Polar Bear? Really, really?”
“Why, don’t be silly, sweetheart. You’re a polar bear.”
The baby bear walked away to play in a snowbank. But after a little while he came back. “Mommy, how do you KNOW I’m really a polar bear?”
His mother sighed and said, “Well, sweetie, it’s like this: I’m a polar bear, your father is a polar bear — so naturally, you’re a polar bear, too. OK?”
The baby bear sighed and wandered off again. After a spell, he returned. “Mommy, what makes you so sure I’m really a polar bear?”
The mother looked into her son’s eyes and said, “Honey, why do you keep asking me this question?”
The bear looked back at his mother and said, “Mom, if I’m really a polar bear, then why I am so bloody freezing??”